by James Oliphant
Okay, admit, feeling a little strung out from Clinton (Rezko! Commander in Chief!) and Obama (Tax returns! Flip flopper!). Need a breather?
Maybe it's just me.
Anyway, let's take a break and get back to the only real story of the week.
Yep, that's right. Eliot Spitzer's prostitute, the fulsome Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
Ms. Dupre became notorious this week. But her 15 minutes is ticking. And as these stories always go. There's a brother. And the brother's in trouble.
From the Associated Press:
Kyle Youmans, brother of the woman known as Ashley Alexander Dupre, pleaded guilty this week to possession of heroin with intent to distribute.
He's scheduled to be sentenced next month.
Youmans is already serving five years' probation on charges that include intent to distribute heroin in a school zone.
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Heroin? School zone? This family, it's like something from "Scarface."
It should all make some future Sunday evening interesting when Ashley brings Eliot over for dinner.
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Comments
MoDoud (NYT) had a funny column a couple days ago, where she revealed at the end that these high priced 'Big Hooker' outfits charge different prices for the same girl!
That's right! That $5KPH dream lady 'Tiffany' is the same person as that $1KPH slattern 'Taffey'!
All they have to do, I guess, is change makeup, wig and outfit for the sample photo, and there you go.
'Big Callgirl' is ripping off the taxpayer!
This reminds me of my old Uncle Woody's advice regarding likker;
'Always drink the cheapest swill you can stand, start at the top and work your way down to potato gin, then step up one click.'
Makes you wander if that $30 Tanquary is the same stuff as in that $10 Burnett's bottle.
Posted by: C.Morris | March 15, 2008 8:30 PM
Important correction, clarification:
'wonder', not 'wander'.
Wander is what you do in Indiana. I think the tater gin fried my brain.
Posted by: C.Morris | March 15, 2008 8:49 PM
Yes, but let's remember that neither of this kids have been convicted of anything yet and hence, they can legally vote. They can also hold sway with voters of their particular demographic. Perhaps Ashley could rally the troops with a "Hot Chicks for Hillary" type of effort and Kyle, why he could launch a "Opiates for Obama" crusade. My God, people. It's just crazy enough to work.
Posted by: Mark | March 15, 2008 8:55 PM
'Let's take a break and get back to the only [Real Story] of the week'
Yes!
Let's put Obama's presidential bid on the back burner, we all know by now Obama has corrupt ties to his longtime friend Tony Rezko and Obama's longtime minister Rev. Wright is an American, Jewish and whitey hater on page 16d.
Let's get back to the good old hooker story... she had sex with a democRAT and Spitzer's wife stood by him and we felt so sorry for his children and the hooker came from a broken home and she charged $4,500.00 for a bj and B.J. got his for free in The Oval Office.
Let's get back to the [real story]....?
Paulo
Posted by: Paulo | March 15, 2008 8:57 PM
What is morris talking avbout? I wonder in Michigan, and WIsconsin elsewhere?
Earth too Morris, you don;t have to just wonder just in Indiana!
Posted by: Bushman | March 15, 2008 9:11 PM
$4,500.00 for a bj and B.J. got his for free in The Oval Office.
Let's get back to the [real story]....?
Paulo
Posted by: Paulo | March 15, 2008 8:57 PM
Pablo,
Put your bib back on.
You're drooling again.
Obama 08!!!
Posted by: John E | March 15, 2008 9:24 PM
Bushman,
You're right!
C.Morris has been acting strange lately.
Oh well...so goes downhill for Obama is the same as downhill for C.Morris and his dream for not working to pay for his health care.
Nobama = NoSocialism!
Paulo
Posted by: Paulo | March 15, 2008 10:03 PM
Bushman,
Well, you could wonder or wander in any of them, idiot....it was a joke on my misusage, which you failed to apprehend.
Also, did I hear a weak little voice crying out from the mime glass box?
Posted by: C.Morris | March 15, 2008 11:21 PM
Face it C.Morris
You were high when you posted that nonsense.
Admit it...
I won't tell wifey.
Paulo
Posted by: Paulo | March 16, 2008 2:05 AM
Hey, John D'mime; Get some double insulated glass for that box you and Paulo live in. Lots of hot air is escaping.
Posted by: TheReamer | March 16, 2008 9:11 AM
It really is hard to believe anyone would pay $4300 for a night with this woman.
Posted by: John Chuckman, Toronto, Canada | March 16, 2008 9:47 AM
hey CM, I recall... wander indiana wander indiana wander indiana.... cute jingle.
Pay no attention to the humorless tools. They'll get what they deserve, and soon.
Posted by: jack | March 16, 2008 12:39 PM
Paulo,
Remember, you get waht you pay for.
Monica vs Ashley????
Posted by: Terry | March 16, 2008 12:50 PM
This site is also reporting that Ashley Dupre was one of the prostitutes who dressed up as a cheerleader for Charlie Sheen (Sheen testified in the Heidi Fleiss case that he did hire prostitutes and asked that they dress as cheerleaders). Man, this girl's got some stories! I want to read her book.
Posted by: Jeff | March 16, 2008 1:43 PM
I've seen hotter women in Vegas strip clubs. Probably more discrete, too.
Posted by: Jeff | March 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Posted by: Paulo | March 15, 2008 8:57 PM
Paula, please tell us why Sen. Vitter (R-LA) hasn't given up his seat in the Senate when it was out that he has been seeing hookers for the past 10 years?
Posted by: BC | March 16, 2008 1:53 PM
Jeff,
Iv'e seen hotter at the Skybox on S. Halsted.
Posted by: OldCreaky | March 16, 2008 7:57 PM
Jack,
Sand Hill Jack?
You rule, heartbreaker, life taker!
Posted by: C.Hussein.Morris | March 16, 2008 7:59 PM
Old Creaky,
The Skybox - you dog
Posted by: Terry | March 17, 2008 9:48 AM